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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
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Are you a Tiki Geeki? Take this simple quiz to find out.
- Do you check any (or all) of the following web sites several times a week looking for new Tiki items to add to your collection:
http://www.tikifarm.com
http://www.munktiki.com
http://www.tikibosko.com
http://www.ebay.com
http://www.shagmart.com
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Is your web browser's homepage http://www.konakai.com?
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Do you often pester the clerk at the liquor store for demerara rum, marascino liquor or other exotic spirits?
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Do you wear aloha shirts (or dresses with hawaiian prints) 4 or more days per week (not applicable to Hawaiian residents)?
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Do you own and display more than 25 tiki mugs, of which you know every detail, including the most recent successful completed auction price for each?
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Are there more than 25 paper parasols in your house at this very moment?
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Have you travelled more than 100 miles to eat/drink at a tiki-themed establishment?
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When you look at a beautiful landscape, whether real or a photo or painting, do you almost always think "a giant, flaming moai would look excellent there?"
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When driving somewhere, have you ever made a U-Turn because you thought you saw a cool A-frame that may have at one time been a tiki themed establishment?
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Do you think your friends who aren't into Tiki are not as cool as you?
Give yourself 1 point for every YES answer, and 0 points for every NO answer.
0 points - you are not a geek
1 - 3 points - you are a nerd. Your friends think you are strange, but you can't hang with the hard core geeks either, thus you are relegated to Nerdom.
4-7 points - you are a Functioning Geek. Obsessed, but not dangerously so, you are capable of having normal relationships with non-tiki geeks provided they accept your geek tendencies.
8-10 points - You are a 10th level Tiki Geek. You are lost in a tropical paradise of your own mind and will never return to Earth. You consider this state of being "paradise," however most people define it as "loco."
-Mike
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