Post #221200 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 10:12 AM

Here's the update. The 15 year old IS going away for a Spring retreat. Sooooo, we're planning some kind of theater. Nothing too crazy. I don't want the cops involved (I don't have permits for the palapa, pirate ship, etc...)We are actually thinking of telling them we want our girls to become more aware of the tiki/Hawaiian culture and that we are sending them away one by one to learn from an old tiki master and retired hula dancer. Kinda like a Finishing School for the Polynesian arts, but with a savage, tikigod like, native twist. They'll think this is the worst thing to ever do to a young Christian girl! A sacrifice to the Tiki Gods!! On return, we'll dress her up in face paint and grass skirt complete w/ clam shell or coconut shell bra and tell her to do a little ceremony "honoring" the earth of her home and the spirit of the Tikis. Complete w/ knees on the earth and a little chant, etc...
Oughta be a hoot!