Special spring break treat for Waikiki visitors... - Tiki Travel

H hodadhank Member Mission Beach, CA Joined: Dec 28, 2005 Posts: 1689	H hodadhank Posted posted on Sun, Apr 2, 2006 2:34 PM On 2006-04-01 13:00, lanikai wrote: ... Go to santa monica beach if ya want the pacific ocean. Waikiki can't handle more people. Call me crazy, but you've given me a brainstorm Lanikai... All native Hawaiians should stop using toilets and just "GO" in the streets or sidewalks in popular tourist areas or in front of fancy Haole condos. Pretty soon the delicate Haoles would split taking their golf courses and housecats with them, finally leaving the islands to Da People. Bummer if you're non-native but that's just the way it's gotta be since "Waikiki can't handle more people", if of course, by "people" you mean non-native Hawaiians. Or dig this... we could just rotate Haole's to keep the Haole to Islander ratio equanimous. If for example you, Lanikai or I Hodadhank are a non-native and have been enjoying a squat in paradise for more than two and a half years, its time to split back to Oklahoma or where ever and let another Haole have his or her quarter decade of the Aloha Lifestyle. These are just theories of course. Lets call the first the Massive Shitstorm Theory and the second the Swapa-haole Theory. [ Edited by: hodadhank 2006-04-02 14:37 ]

On 2006-04-01 13:00, lanikai wrote:
... Go to santa monica beach if ya want the pacific ocean. Waikiki can't handle more people.

Call me crazy, but you've given me a brainstorm Lanikai...

All native Hawaiians should stop using toilets and just "GO" in the streets or sidewalks in popular tourist areas or in front of fancy Haole condos. Pretty soon the delicate Haoles would split taking their golf courses and housecats with them, finally leaving the islands to Da People. Bummer if you're non-native but that's just the way it's gotta be since "Waikiki can't handle more people", if of course, by "people" you mean non-native Hawaiians.

Or dig this... we could just rotate Haole's to keep the Haole to Islander ratio equanimous. If for example you, Lanikai or I Hodadhank are a non-native and have been enjoying a squat in paradise for more than two and a half years, its time to split back to Oklahoma or where ever and let another Haole have his or her quarter decade of the Aloha Lifestyle.

These are just theories of course. Lets call the first the Massive Shitstorm Theory and the second the Swapa-haole Theory.

[ Edited by: hodadhank 2006-04-02 14:37 ]

Post #224542 by hodadhank on Sun, Apr 2, 2006 2:34 PM