Looking for 2nd coolest thing for behind bar - General Tiki

F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Sun, Apr 2, 2006 3:47 PM On 2006-04-02 13:48, hodadhank wrote: I always wanted a monkey shaped hole high in the distant wall, that, at the sound of a gong would expel a live fez-wearing monkey riding a miniature unicycle across a tightrope toward the bar. Using cocktail umbrellas in each hand for balance, he would zip across the room, screeching chimpy gibberish, to spear a couple maraschinos, deposit them in drinks, and disappear just as quickly. My bar patter would never falter and I would carry on as if nothing astonishing had occurred. Unicycle riding monkey. Motorized unicycle riding bear, which should be easily modifyable into a monkey. Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., D.F.S [ Edited by: freddiefreelance 2006-04-02 15:52 ]

On 2006-04-02 13:48, hodadhank wrote:
I always wanted a monkey shaped hole high in the distant wall, that, at the sound of a gong would expel a live fez-wearing monkey riding a miniature unicycle across a tightrope toward the bar. Using cocktail umbrellas in each hand for balance, he would zip across the room, screeching chimpy gibberish, to spear a couple maraschinos, deposit them in drinks, and disappear just as quickly. My bar patter would never falter and I would carry on as if nothing astonishing had occurred.

Unicycle riding monkey.

Motorized unicycle riding bear, which should be easily modifyable into a monkey.

Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., D.F.S

[ Edited by: freddiefreelance 2006-04-02 15:52 ]

Post #224551 by freddiefreelance on Sun, Apr 2, 2006 3:47 PM