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Post #22470 by atomictonytiki on Sun, Feb 9, 2003 10:08 AM

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I have a friend who was in a freak show and they did the whole swallowing house hold products bit, and how they used to find out if a thing was not poisonous was they'd phone up the national poison register and claim their child had swallowed whatever they were wanting to consume, and the helpfull people at the NPR would tell them if it was bad or not.

So if you do phone whayever the american equivilent of the NPR is, can you record the call coz I'd love to hear the convesation..
"Hello American Poison Register how can i help you?"."Hi this is kahukini, er my kid, he's like swallowed an egyptian mouth breeder and i was wondering if it was poisonous?"