Post #228786 by thejab on Wed, Apr 26, 2006 10:43 AM

Californian's map of the U.S.:

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1. California. Unsurprisingly, California remains intact.
2. This is the state of Reno, which is easy to spot because it’s just outside the “Tahoe Region”.
3. The state of Vegas.
4. All Californians know that their neighbor to the north is Oregon. They know this because Oregon is where Chai was invented.
5. This is the state of Seattle unless you’re really wealthy, in which case it’s the state of Puget Sound. This is where Starbucks comes from. You’ll note that both Oregon and Seattle span the space between the west coastline and the I-5 corridor.
6. This is Death Valley. It’s hot here. Except in the winter, when it’s cold.
7. This is the state of Aspen. From the state of Aspen, you can ski straight into state #9
8. This state has two names for Californians. If you’re from Northern California, it’s known as “That Bastard of a President’s Ranch”. If you’re from Southern California, it’s called “The Alamo”.
9. The Midwest. It’s a huge state, as you can see, and for Californians, Midwest inhabitants on both sides of the Mississippi live on a strict diet of iceberg lettuce and Budweiser, which is why they have such big hair.
10. The blue vertical line is the Mississippi River. Californians don’t actually know where it is, they just know it’s in the middle of the country and that it runs “up and down”.
11. 11 points to the state of Chicago, which is a convenient home to the city of Chicago. [I can’t begin to tell you how many Californians think Chicago is a state].
12. This is Florida. It’s home to Disney World (which is just like Disneyland) and a lot of Cubans, like that Ricky Martin.
13. This is Back East, colloquially known as New England. It contains most of the 50 states because the Pilgrims thought small. That’s why they’re so rude Back East, you know. They don’t have room enough to spread out their yoga mats and become one with the universe.
14. New York, where the official state animal is the bagel.

On Tiki Central 2-14 is just referred to as "other".

:lol: Jes' kiddin' Hanford! Nice new features!