Post #229249 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Fri, Apr 28, 2006 3:26 PM

And I know you are all out back on your knees praying to the Tiki Gods for a ton of sunshine and blue skies...right?

(It really works if you pour 1 bottle of Captain Morgan's Tattoo on EACH Tiki, saving a few sprinkles for the 4 winds... and then face each of the 4 winds and recite these words:

"Oh Almighty Tiki, I sacrifice this delicious beverage in your honor. I give it to you and the earth you rest upon with great joy and humblest of heart. I genuflect with utmost respect and worship. I request the favor of your command to the 4 winds to with hold cloud and rain, strong wind and smog. So that we may all gather in your honor and give much praise to you, oh worthy one. We will trade in peace and love, bringing more Tiki home at journey's end." Then blow on the conch shell 4 times to each corner of the Earth and kiss each tiki on each cheek. DO NOT forget wall Tiki: 1 and 1/4 cup of Tattoo is required, as well. Dipping Tiki charm in Tattoo is perfectly acceptable.

I gotta go. Need about 15 bottles of Tattoo. I'll bring the left overs, if any. I expect to see you all out purchasing your Tiki's favorite rum!!