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H hewey Tiki Socialite Sydney, Australia Joined: Sep 14, 2004 Posts: 4283	H hewey Posted posted on Fri, May 5, 2006 11:02 PM Man you shoulda been there! Last night was an absolute blast! An intoxicating evening of exotic tikis and tantalising Polynesian burlesque. The small striped red door marked the entrance to another world, much like Alice tumbling into the looking glass with a savage twist. The night began with the wierd but wonderful crowd beginning to mill outside the door waiting to be let in. Hawaiian shirts were the most common order of the day, but also plenty of girls dressing up in their finest nostalgia. One couple sporting a leopard print fez and pith helmet respectively turned whilst treking through the urban jungle. Then the doors opened and we spilled into the lions den... ..to be greeted with a tiki scene not witnessed before in Sydney. Through the jungle mist one could make out 2 large tikis with glowing red eyes guarding the stage, which was bordered by exotic foliage. On stage Baron Von Wierdo painted a Polynesian beauty on black velvet. Fishing nets and glowing floats hung from the ceiling, and alcohol flowed freely as the bartenders plied their arts. Soon the small room was packed with a crowd eager to take in the tiki goodness. And what a show it was. The host for the evening was the wild man mr Mai Tai (the ladies favourite cock-tail, if you know what I mean). He enthralled the crowd with various yarns such as travelling the world in his dug out canoe, and performing his fan dance. Actually the fan dance is probably better left unmentioned... disturbing yet funny :) Then in a blur of exotic loveliness, the girls took the stage. First up was a great hula which had all the crowd enthralled, but especially the guys. Even TCs Bobby Peru got dragged up on stage and put in a grass skirt and given flowing blonde locks. He looked like a kid in a candy store with wide eyes and a big grin. All of the girly acts were great fun and a real treat for the eyes. I won't go into details on them, but a highlight was the explorer who was caught by savage islanders - oh how I wish for that problem :) Other highlights included: An amazing hula hoop performer. The control she had over the hoops was unnatural and the general consensus was she made a pact with some heathen tiki god and was aided by black magics. Amazing. The interval saw Marcus take the stage to shower it in woodchips as he unleashed the power of his chissels. Awesome to see the master at work. Unfortuneately a mix up saw him with 20 minutes of carving time not the 2 hours he thought he had, so he retired to the communal toilet foyer to finish off the piece. As wierd as this might sound, it wasn't too bad. he and the Baron were able to practice their respective crafts to a small but appreciative crowd, in an intimate environment. And no - there was not toilet smell much to everyones surprise and releif. Another highlight was the great fire dancer. That torch was moving so quickly it looked like a flaming hula hoop at times. He even proceeded to light various parts of his body on fire (on purpose for short periods), before lighting his tongue and then lighting the second end of the torch on fire with it. Wow. I think Bobby almost lost his eyebrows in this act... One act saw "Rob" (very exotic name hey?) take the stage and channel the spirit of Dick Dale as he played some foot tapping surf guitar. He even inspired some fine looking ladies to get up on stage and dance with him. Another highlight was the two awesome dancers on stage who burned up the stage with their frenetic (swing?) moves, whilst another sang. Great stuff. The end of the night saw Marcus' tiki and the baron's paintings auctioned off. This was done in the toilet, which dissappointed a few punters who were expecting it to be done on stage. I gotta admit - Ive almost certainly left out stuff. I lost track of the various burlesque acts and what the girls did (hey, Im easily distracted. Ill admit it). But thats because they were so many and so mesmerising. All up it was an awesome night in a city severly lacking in the tiki stakes. It was totally Zazz and everyone had a blast! It was great to meet up with people who before were just names on the PC. I loved the night and when I got home at 3:00 am I was still buzzing in excitement. Hassle Marcus (and his web guru Yvette) and Bobby P to post some pics! My camera didn't make it. Man you shoulda been there!

Man you shoulda been there!

Last night was an absolute blast! An intoxicating evening of exotic tikis and tantalising Polynesian burlesque. The small striped red door marked the entrance to another world, much like Alice tumbling into the looking glass with a savage twist.

The night began with the wierd but wonderful crowd beginning to mill outside the door waiting to be let in. Hawaiian shirts were the most common order of the day, but also plenty of girls dressing up in their finest nostalgia. One couple sporting a leopard print fez and pith helmet respectively turned whilst treking through the urban jungle. Then the doors opened and we spilled into the lions den...

..to be greeted with a tiki scene not witnessed before in Sydney. Through the jungle mist one could make out 2 large tikis with glowing red eyes guarding the stage, which was bordered by exotic foliage. On stage Baron Von Wierdo painted a Polynesian beauty on black velvet. Fishing nets and glowing floats hung from the ceiling, and alcohol flowed freely as the bartenders plied their arts. Soon the small room was packed with a crowd eager to take in the tiki goodness.

And what a show it was. The host for the evening was the wild man mr Mai Tai (the ladies favourite cock-tail, if you know what I mean). He enthralled the crowd with various yarns such as travelling the world in his dug out canoe, and performing his fan dance. Actually the fan dance is probably better left unmentioned... disturbing yet funny :)

Then in a blur of exotic loveliness, the girls took the stage. First up was a great hula which had all the crowd enthralled, but especially the guys. Even TCs Bobby Peru got dragged up on stage and put in a grass skirt and given flowing blonde locks. He looked like a kid in a candy store with wide eyes and a big grin.

All of the girly acts were great fun and a real treat for the eyes. I won't go into details on them, but a highlight was the explorer who was caught by savage islanders - oh how I wish for that problem :)

Other highlights included:
An amazing hula hoop performer. The control she had over the hoops was unnatural and the general consensus was she made a pact with some heathen tiki god and was aided by black magics. Amazing.

The interval saw Marcus take the stage to shower it in woodchips as he unleashed the power of his chissels. Awesome to see the master at work. Unfortuneately a mix up saw him with 20 minutes of carving time not the 2 hours he thought he had, so he retired to the communal toilet foyer to finish off the piece. As wierd as this might sound, it wasn't too bad. he and the Baron were able to practice their respective crafts to a small but appreciative crowd, in an intimate environment. And no - there was not toilet smell much to everyones surprise and releif.

Another highlight was the great fire dancer. That torch was moving so quickly it looked like a flaming hula hoop at times. He even proceeded to light various parts of his body on fire (on purpose for short periods), before lighting his tongue and then lighting the second end of the torch on fire with it. Wow. I think Bobby almost lost his eyebrows in this act...

One act saw "Rob" (very exotic name hey?) take the stage and channel the spirit of Dick Dale as he played some foot tapping surf guitar. He even inspired some fine looking ladies to get up on stage and dance with him.

Another highlight was the two awesome dancers on stage who burned up the stage with their frenetic (swing?) moves, whilst another sang. Great stuff.

The end of the night saw Marcus' tiki and the baron's paintings auctioned off. This was done in the toilet, which dissappointed a few punters who were expecting it to be done on stage.

I gotta admit - Ive almost certainly left out stuff. I lost track of the various burlesque acts and what the girls did (hey, Im easily distracted. Ill admit it). But thats because they were so many and so mesmerising.

All up it was an awesome night in a city severly lacking in the tiki stakes. It was totally Zazz and everyone had a blast! It was great to meet up with people who before were just names on the PC. I loved the night and when I got home at 3:00 am I was still buzzing in excitement.

Hassle Marcus (and his web guru Yvette) and Bobby P to post some pics! My camera didn't make it.

Man you shoulda been there!

Post #230730 by hewey on Fri, May 5, 2006 11:02 PM