Post #230804 by Jungle Trader on Sat, May 6, 2006 10:29 PM

On a dark, cold, lonely night I cried out into the jungle from my dank musky outpost in the trees. Suddenly, much to my surprise, from across the canopy, a deep guttural grunting interspersed with loud whooping echoed past my straining excited ears. (I pondered it possibly a friendly 2-legged vine-swingin' ape man) Again, without warning, a vine swings into my treehouse. Tied on the end of the vine is this wild and wacky simian cuz. I ponder what this little guy may have seen that froze his face in such a horrified state. Could it be that he witnessed some eye-popping event at TO6 or Forbidden Island which only the mind could imagine. Maybe he came across Aquaorama one drunken night. Or possibly an empty Chongolio Hut or Pop Ylop poppin' polly. Who knows? Only Ape knows. Dis guy is cool monkey and he'll be swingin' thru the trees with me seeking like minded simians ready for tasty, tongue waggin' libations. Dig it!