Post #231674 by pablus on Fri, May 12, 2006 7:53 AM

I hate the west.
I hate everybody who lives there or is from there.

I hate them so much I have to travel there often just to seethe.

Oh, I'll drink their little Tiki Ti drinks just to prove how much they suck.

And I'll visit their tiki bars just to steal something from them.

And I'll hang out with goofy freaks like Rev. Bamboo Ben and PolyPop and Humuhumu and Martiki just so I can repeatedly tell them how much I hate them.

But that's it.

Oh yeah, I left out Dr. Z and the Hoity Toties. I hate them too. Especially that Sperm Whale guy. Eaarrrghhhhhoooo, what the hell is that?

Them and their stupid hospitality and vintage everything.

[ Edited by: pablus 2006-05-12 07:55 ]