Buzzy's work: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate - Tiki Carving

BPB Bay Park Buzzy Tiki Socialite West Bay Park, San Diego, CA Joined: Apr 07, 2006 Posts: 3066	BPB Bay Park Buzzy Posted posted on Tue, May 30, 2006 2:38 AM While I was carving tonight, Shipmates came on again. I reminded me of last week and the fact that I forgot to answer a couple of your responses. I'd like to apologize and say that I'm not blowing anyone off, I'm just carving and posting and posting and carving and so on and so on...Anyway, starting in on last week's questions, comments, concerns, etc...Have I been on any cruises lately? Unfortunately, no. I only had the pleasure of the experience once. On the first day out of LA to Cabo, they had a "Mr Sexy Legs" contest. Caught up in the festive atmosphere, I entered the contest at my girlfriend's urging. I went last and did a striptease/chipanddales/kung fu forms/lap dance performance. Half way through my song, I took off my swim trunks to reveal a 1950's high wasted speedo bathing suit with an anchor pattern that I found at a thrift store. I brought them along just in case I felt like looking like a European tourist. Wearing this outfit, I went down the line of lady judges and lap danced each one of them. I figured that Mildred from Montana would get a kick out of getting off the plane from her snowy home and being lapdanced in the tropical sun by a true SanDiego Native two days later. I won the contest and they gave me a medal to hang around my neck. I was wearing it on the elevator later on and some guy came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed by being referred to that speedo guy for the rest of the cruise." I said, "Hell no son! I won! I'm damn proud to be Carnival Cruise line's Mr. Sexy Legs. It's an honor and a privilege." I never went on another cruise because I wanted to retire on top, just like Jim Brown and Michael Jordan before he came back, twice. Anyway, on to the carving stuff before I write the script for the next Love Boat reunion... finished the chair, finally. So if half of your house is tiki, and the other half is sports mementos,what happens if you combine the two themes. I hope I do not start a what is tiki argument here Holding that ball like Chuck Muncie... S. email Xaya tomorrow when you see this and tell me what number he wanted:Ryan Leaf's or Craig Whelihan's. Or 83? Cannot recall. Other than that, get this thing out of my house! What should I do now? Where's that stupid Book of Tiki... Mr Sexy Legs out! PS It's a good thing Bay Park Buzzy was open when I signed up for this site. Choice #2 was Mr Sexy Legs. You guys would have had to say stuff like "Looking good, Mr Sexy Legs" and "Hey Mr Sexy Legs", and that might be awkward... [ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2006-05-30 02:49 ]

While I was carving tonight, Shipmates came on again. I reminded me of last week and the fact that I forgot to answer a couple of your responses. I'd like to apologize and say that I'm not blowing anyone off, I'm just carving and posting and posting and carving and so on and so on...Anyway, starting in on last week's questions, comments, concerns, etc...Have I been on any cruises lately? Unfortunately, no. I only had the pleasure of the experience once. On the first day out of LA to Cabo, they had a "Mr Sexy Legs" contest. Caught up in the festive atmosphere, I entered the contest at my girlfriend's urging. I went last and did a striptease/chipanddales/kung fu forms/lap dance performance. Half way through my song, I took off my swim trunks to reveal a 1950's high wasted speedo bathing suit with an anchor pattern that I found at a thrift store. I brought them along just in case I felt like looking like a European tourist. Wearing this outfit, I went down the line of lady judges and lap danced each one of them. I figured that Mildred from Montana would get a kick out of getting off the plane from her snowy home and being lapdanced in the tropical sun by a true SanDiego Native two days later. I won the contest and they gave me a medal to hang around my neck. I was wearing it on the elevator later on and some guy came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed by being referred to that speedo guy for the rest of the cruise." I said, "Hell no son! I won! I'm damn proud to be Carnival Cruise line's Mr. Sexy Legs. It's an honor and a privilege." I never went on another cruise because I wanted to retire on top, just like Jim Brown and Michael Jordan before he came back, twice. Anyway, on to the carving stuff before I write the script for the next Love Boat reunion...
finished the chair, finally.
So if half of your house is tiki, and the other half is sports mementos,what happens if you combine the two themes. I hope I do not start a what is tiki argument here

Holding that ball like Chuck Muncie...

S. email Xaya tomorrow when you see this and tell me what number he wanted:Ryan Leaf's or Craig Whelihan's. Or 83? Cannot recall. Other than that, get this thing out of my house!
What should I do now? Where's that stupid Book of Tiki...
Mr Sexy Legs out!
PS It's a good thing Bay Park Buzzy was open when I signed up for this site. Choice #2 was Mr Sexy Legs. You guys would have had to say stuff like "Looking good, Mr Sexy Legs" and "Hey Mr Sexy Legs", and that might be awkward...

[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2006-05-30 02:49 ]

Post #234637 by Bay Park Buzzy on Tue, May 30, 2006 2:38 AM