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Post #237917 by tikiboomboom on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 5:58 AM

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Bottoms Up , all ! She's coming back around again !

I've had a tiki issue all my life. Sad to say that outside of the SandBar in Lawrence, Kansas so few understand. I hear voices ... on the coconut telegraph. I see monkeys ... monkeys everywhere ( ok, I work with chimps as in the commercials...big company , inc. Don't get sick, ever. Please).
My wife loves palm trees (calls from the LA airport every time .... I See Palm Trees).

My superhero secret identity is ... secret. TikiBoomBoom will have to do. However, in my custom made ( wife - hidden talent : party shirt tailor) party shirts you'll know me as TikiMan. I really am the one with the lamp shade.

My super powers include "the perfect martini" and picking up the tab. Superman might be able to fly - but girls I date like dinner and drinks.

I am building the first known tiki bar on Lake Wabakimi , Ontario this summer. If you are in the neighborhood, stop by. Bring your own tin cup, however. We're short on supplies in the cabin and you might have to share a mug with TunaRey if you aren't careful. Oh - and watch the caribou. They're sneaky.

I'll post photos from the mission. I found this site doing research for "field expedient tiki bar construction." Gotta love Google.