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BM bb moondog Tiki Socialite Gilbert AZ Joined: Apr 18, 2006 Posts: 507	BM bb moondog Posted posted on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 7:37 AM just a warning for those of you unfamiliar with WHO actually RUNS the Poly Center--the MORMONS. So what you will get will be a neutered, non-sexy, heavily ATTIRED Polynesian FAUX experience--ESPECIALLY in a hotbed of WHITENESS like Branson. All I remember at the Polynesian Cultural Center on Oahu is A. we were DOG-TIRED from the flight & should not have done it the day we got in... B. the 'luau' was CAFETERIA STYLE---you got poi on a tray like at Furrs C. there was a SERIOUS lack of reality involved--the Mos spin it like the Samoans, et al have been CONVERTED from HEATHENISM forever and their culture was a cute aberration and they've DISNEY-FIED the bite out of it--long, LONG skirt--the GUYS are more naked than the girls!!! Good luck getting a decent drink there--the Mai-Tais are the WORST EVER [ Edited by: bb moondog 2006-06-27 07:38 ]

just a warning for those of you unfamiliar with WHO actually RUNS the Poly Center--the MORMONS. So what you will get will be a neutered, non-sexy, heavily ATTIRED Polynesian FAUX experience--ESPECIALLY in a hotbed of WHITENESS like Branson. All I remember at the Polynesian Cultural Center on Oahu is A. we were DOG-TIRED from the flight & should not have done it the day we got in... B. the 'luau' was CAFETERIA STYLE---you got poi on a tray like at Furrs
C. there was a SERIOUS lack of reality involved--the Mos spin it like the Samoans, et al have been CONVERTED from HEATHENISM forever and their culture was a cute aberration and they've DISNEY-FIED the bite out of it--long, LONG skirt--the GUYS are more naked than the girls!!! Good luck getting a decent drink there--the Mai-Tais are the WORST EVER

[ Edited by: bb moondog 2006-06-27 07:38 ]

Post #239891 by bb moondog on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 7:37 AM