Post #241672 by woofmutt on Sat, Jul 8, 2006 7:11 AM

Good Things About Going Underground

Easy to maintain that ideal perpetual twilight Tiki atmosphere.

Constant 57 degree temperature saves on heating/cooling costs, means more money for rum!

Precious Shag prints kept safe from the fading rays of the sun.

Low light level means that even crappy Party City Tiki stuff looks great.

All the yummy yummy mushrooms you can eat.

Bad Things About Going Underground

Your mail always being delivered to the folks in the house 30 feet above you.

Mole People do not make good neighbors.

Co-workers assume you're some dippy hippy 60s radical on the run, give you Grateful Dead t-shirts.

Satan assumes you're damned for all eternity like him, tries to boss you around.

Not a lot of parking space.