Post #241680 by finkdaddy on Sat, Jul 8, 2006 8:43 AM

Pros:

an underground river in your tiki bar is pretty slick
Martin Denny sounds terrific reverberating off cavern walls
quarts crystals make a damn cool drink garnish

Cons:

no fresh limes or mint
mushrooms and algae taste terrible in a Mai Tai
no carving logs