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Post #247948 by tikigap on Wed, Aug 9, 2006 6:32 PM

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Take a thorazine, or a couple of Ambiens. They work well. Better living through chemistry, I always say.
(Thorazine may require some help from the flight crew to get you off the plane, however :wink:).

Also, it isn't over in a second. It takes a while to go from 30k feet to auger in at ground level, and everyone on the plane knows about it. It's never a surprise. I've studied the phenonemon in detail professionally.

Geez! What encouragement! Sorry about that.

Really tho - Don't worry about it! Flying is FUN! (Just keep telling yourself that).

If you get into the plane early enuf, tell the flight attendant that you're not a particularly happy camper, and you'd like to look out the front window before take-off. They may let you look around in the cockpit and meet the drivers.