Tiki Central / General Tiki / Proof that Tiki was part of the Swinging Singles Culture in 1966, (The Tahitian Drum thread)
Post #250711 by Chip and Andy on Fri, Aug 25, 2006 11:13 AM
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You are close, Vern.... From the Top Down: The first guy, with the plaid case, is carrying the whiskey. And, the dog is merely the 'container' for the stash. "No one would think to look in here...." The next lady in line, the one with the bra on her head, has already 'tested' the stash to make sure it was OK during transportation. The guy carrying the drum, his other bag is full of the rums. I know because I carry mine in a bag just like it when I go on the road. Down a couple of people, at the next landing: The guy with the plaid bag, that is a traveling bar, I have one just like it. The next guy in line, the one without the shirt, he is obviously carrying the bulk of the bottles. You can tell by how heavy the bags look and the fact that he is dragging. The next guy down, he is carrying the ukulele and the Martin Denny record collection. He is also rather ingeniously carrying one of the larger servings glasses on his head. For space concerns in the magazine, they decided to crop out the two guys carrying the tiki bar up the stairs. They are right behind the guy wearing the serving mug on his head. Now, the second picture.... This one is just too scary for words....
The article is cut, but they are talking about "secluded patios for barbecues,"" which can only mean that the happy-go-lucky crowd are not really swingers, but Urban Cannibals. The weird Victrola looking device is obviously some sort of silencer to muffle the screams as the other three ladies use their meat tenderizers on the lady wearing the bra on her head. The guy with the black case in his mouth, whom we could not see on the stair shot, obviously has no arms but is still doing his bit for tonight's feast by carrying the spice rack in his teeth. I am not sure if it is a travelling spice set or one of those new-fangled Ronco-Shrink-O-Matic head shrinkers you see on late night TV. Either way, it is still very forward thinking for a group of cannibals at that time to be so accommodating of a man with no arms. I can only image the carnage that came after this shot...... And, someone said something about a Tiki-Time-Machine..... I have the plans, but I can't find a power source capable of generating 1.21 jigawatts of power to make it go.... :wink: |