Buzzy's work: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate - Tiki Carving

BPB Bay Park Buzzy Tiki Socialite West Bay Park, San Diego, CA Joined: Apr 07, 2006 Posts: 3066	BPB Bay Park Buzzy Posted posted on Mon, Sep 4, 2006 12:58 AM On 2006-09-01 17:27, GROG wrote: Wow, Crazy Al! This is the first time GROG has found this thread. GROG really like your tikis. Now Bosko, when you're carving, do you make a sketch first, or just start carving and let the wood inspire you. And do you make the first cuts with a chainsaw? Thanks again Tikidiablo, and I like your warclubs as well. GROG: I wanted to answer you, but I've been asleep for the last couple of days and my tiki army did the work for me. You see, I have insomnia: constantly. If you ever read or saw Fight Club, when Ed Norton explains his insomnia, that's how I feel most of the time. Last couple of nights, I've been falling asleep at about 6 or 7 in the morning. then I sleep for about two hours or so, and the cycle continues until I sleep for a couple days straight. Every once in a while, things seem different when I awake. Out of place. It all made sense tonight when I awoke suddenly at midnight... The moon wasn't full, but it was out I heard a party at the neighbor's house. turns out, it was in my garage. I opened the door to find my tiki fight club army having a small party. I was surprised to see a coconut monkey amongst them. Everyone knows mini tikis and coco monkeys don't get along. It's one of those old country things. At any rate, all was well; they just finished a drinking game called flip cup, and the coco monkey was the obvious loser. Things quickly went downhill. The tiki fight club army, which has actually been carving all my tikis too, doused the coco monkey with 151 and lit him on fire. here they are celebrating the sacrifice. I would have stopped them, but I thought it would be more important to take pictures, gather evidence and let the criminal justice and medical care systems take care of the aftermath. The next part of the ritual entailed channeling the spirits of CA, B,and TD. I am transcribing what they are getting off of the ouija board: Tikis: Are you B? OuijaBoard: No tikis:Are you TD? OB: No tikis:Are you CA? OB: Yes Tikis: Do you have a message for GROG, CA? OB: yes Tikis: What is your message for GROG? OB: T OB: I OB: K OB: I OB: M OB: A OB: N OB: I OB: A OB: . OB: C OB: O OB: M Tikis: Thanks CA OB: Aloha Hiding The Bloody Glove Buzzy Out

On 2006-09-01 17:27, GROG wrote:
Wow, Crazy Al! This is the first time GROG has found this thread. GROG really like your tikis.

Now Bosko, when you're carving, do you make a sketch first, or just start carving and let the wood inspire you. And do you make the first cuts with a chainsaw?

Thanks again Tikidiablo, and I like your warclubs as well.

GROG: I wanted to answer you, but I've been asleep for the last couple of days and my tiki army did the work for me. You see, I have insomnia: constantly. If you ever read or saw Fight Club, when Ed Norton explains his insomnia, that's how I feel most of the time. Last couple of nights, I've been falling asleep at about 6 or 7 in the morning. then I sleep for about two hours or so, and the cycle continues until I sleep for a couple days straight. Every once in a while, things seem different when I awake. Out of place. It all made sense tonight when I awoke suddenly at midnight...

The moon wasn't full, but it was out

I heard a party at the neighbor's house. turns out, it was in my garage. I opened the door to find my tiki fight club army having a small party. I was surprised to see a coconut monkey amongst them. Everyone knows mini tikis and coco monkeys don't get along. It's one of those old country things. At any rate, all was well; they just finished a drinking game called flip cup, and the coco monkey was the obvious loser.

Things quickly went downhill. The tiki fight club army, which has actually been carving all my tikis too, doused the coco monkey with 151 and lit him on fire. here they are celebrating the sacrifice. I would have stopped them, but I thought it would be more important to take pictures, gather evidence and let the criminal justice and medical care systems take care of the aftermath.

The next part of the ritual entailed channeling the spirits of CA, B,and TD.

I am transcribing what they are getting off of the ouija board:
Tikis: Are you B?
OuijaBoard: No
tikis:Are you TD?
OB: No
tikis:Are you CA?
OB: Yes
Tikis: Do you have a message for GROG, CA?
OB: yes
Tikis: What is your message for GROG?
OB: T
OB: I
OB: K
OB: I
OB: M
OB: A
OB: N
OB: I
OB: A
OB: .
OB: C
OB: O
OB: M

Tikis: Thanks CA
OB: Aloha

Hiding The Bloody Glove Buzzy Out

Post #252253 by Bay Park Buzzy on Mon, Sep 4, 2006 12:58 AM