Post #253777 by Bay Park Buzzy on Tue, Sep 12, 2006 11:52 AM

Decided to go through with the tiki on the back thing

Some day when i'm done, the tiki on the front will say "look at my fancy hat!"

Someone recently said: "I want to have a surf party!" The best place for a surf party is obvious: the beach. Surfing and the beach go together like Las Vegas and sleaze. So, where was the surf party? At the bay.

I'm a big fan of global warming. I cannot wait until the sea level rises and covers all of MB and PB. Then that stale shitty beer and piss smell will finally be washed away. When the sea level rises, De Anza cove and crown point will become great reefs.
Can you guys see my house in the background? It's the one on the hill with the tikis in the back yard

Here is the part where I play advertiser of the fine things san diego has to offer our visitors:
Look, a Mark Twain boat. Bring the kids!

Here is where I inject my cynical local pespective:

This part of the bay has a "dead" spot in the tidal flow. You can see some of the "foam" on the water's surface. this happens when the tide goes out. It actually gets to be about six inches thick and just sits there. the hotel has a crew of six that runs out every half hour or so and scoops up all the yuck off the water and hauls it away. That way, when you go swimming, you cannot figure out why your skin falls off.
Bay Surfer Buzzy Out!