Post #255318 by midnite on Mon, Sep 18, 2006 7:46 PM

crackin' on the post office will get you nowhere with me, a letter carrier for 22 years!

Ya know, I'm thinking the addressee would like to receive that letter by now. No rush though, I understand the USPS.

Arrghh, I wanted that Fireside Kahona. Not that I think I deserve it, but given my circumstances it would have meant so much. Some here know my predicament, it's not been easy these last few years. Not with the thing, and the stuff, and those other things. It's not that I'm asking for a hand-out, more of a hand-up. Awright, Ok!, actually I'm trying to get that mosaic.

Didn't I put my name on the "I want Firside Kahona" list? I distinctly remember signing something. I mean, I put my name down...oh wait, that was signing my soul away to Satan. Well, it did get me five Ohana Huts. Mwooha haa haaa.

Yes, I should just buy the "midnight tiki" mosaic...but Kahona is so much cooler. My birthday is soon, I had life-saving heart surgery at age five, my Dad's name was Andy, he was a Vet, he's dead, yes, from...

It's all true, 'cept the signing my soul away to the Devil. I didn't do that! My Mom took care of it.

Love for sale!
midnite