Now Recruiting for OKONKULUKU U... - General Tiki

P professahhummingflowah Member honolulu, hawaii & boston, ma Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Posts: 296	P professahhummingflowah Posted posted on Tue, Sep 19, 2006 6:34 PM Waitiki is now recruiting for the freshman class at Okonkuluku U. Check out our recruitment commercials, to be aired during the Sept. 27 Waitiki Webcast at 9pm Eastern time! We are looking, in particular, for stand-outs in the following subject areas: Cocktailology (taught by mascot and Distinguished Professor Brother Cleve), Watermelon Husbandry (lecturer: The Mayor of Exotica), Okonkulukuian Ethics & Pronounciation (taught by Laughing Boy Mike Connors), Bird Calls & Sock Monkey Wrestling (coached by the Okonkulukuian All-Star himself, Mr. Ho), The Poetry of the Okonkulukuian Opposite Clause (with Professah Humming Flowah), Hangover Biology & Remedies (demonstrations by the Space Kadet) For application requirements and a FREE tutorial on the Handshake of Okonkuluku, please visit: www.WAITIKI.com Priority enrollment given to TikiCentral members and Hukilau 2006 attendees! WAITIKI: Exotic Tiki Entertainment From Polynesia & Beyond Videos, MP3s, and More at http://www.waitiki.com [ Edited by: professahhummingflowah 2006-09-19 18:34 ] [ Edited by: professahhummingflowah 2006-09-19 18:38 ]

Waitiki is now recruiting for the freshman class at Okonkuluku U.

Check out our recruitment commercials, to be aired during the Sept. 27 Waitiki Webcast at 9pm Eastern time!

We are looking, in particular, for stand-outs in the following subject areas:

Cocktailology (taught by mascot and Distinguished Professor Brother Cleve),
Watermelon Husbandry (lecturer: The Mayor of Exotica),
Okonkulukuian Ethics & Pronounciation (taught by Laughing Boy Mike Connors),
Bird Calls & Sock Monkey Wrestling (coached by the Okonkulukuian All-Star himself, Mr. Ho),
**The Poetry of the Okonkulukuian Opposite Clause ** (with Professah Humming Flowah),
Hangover Biology & Remedies (demonstrations by the Space Kadet)

For application requirements and a FREE tutorial on the Handshake of Okonkuluku, please visit: www.WAITIKI.com

Priority enrollment given to TikiCentral members and Hukilau 2006 attendees!

WAITIKI: Exotic Tiki Entertainment From Polynesia & Beyond
Videos, MP3s, and More at http://www.waitiki.com

[ Edited by: professahhummingflowah 2006-09-19 18:34 ]

[ Edited by: professahhummingflowah 2006-09-19 18:38 ]

Post #255559 by professahhummingflowah on Tue, Sep 19, 2006 6:34 PM