Post #265858 by POCKETIKI on Fri, Nov 10, 2006 6:50 PM

Jusht got back from the Ma...Ma...HIKI, MAHIKI, yeah, jusht got back and it was really, really, really great, no not great, FANTASTIC, no not FANTASTIC...BRILLIANT, yeah, BRILLIANT! It was so cool and BRILLIANT, did I already say BRILLIANT? Yes? No? Well it was, it was FANTASTIC, no not FANTASTIC...BRILLIANT! Did I already say BRILLIANT? Well whatever, it was so...so...what was I saying? Oh yeah, it was FANTASTIC, no not FAN...Oh bugger, those drinks are devilishly intoxicating, what the hell are they putting in them? wgd!88jcdJyj**0hdm...Who jusht moved my keypad thingy, uh? Oh sorry, did I? Well as I was saying....what was I saying? Yes! That's right, the drinks! What about them? Oh yeah, they role! Role? No, rule! They Rule! Blew me brains out again with a Coconut Grenade, you could have heard the 'pop' from a foot away! That's twelve inches in British money, and about a centimetre in European Euros! Haven't a clue old chap as to what it is in dollars? 7 maybe 23? Anyway I digre...digre...ssss, yeah, I digress, what was I saying, oh yeah, the drinks. The signature, hic, the signature MAHIKI was pretty potent, hic, and as for their ULTIMATE MAI-TAI? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm! FANTASTIC, no not FANTASTIC...BRILLIANT! Did I already say...what? Yes my lovely I am putting my pyjamas on, hic, my pyjamas on. Anyway, as I was saying, did I already...no, what I was going to say is...hic, no not hic, MAHA...MAHA...MAHA...LO, yeah, MAHALO! Oh bugger, time for bed. Goodnight Tiki Centra...cCEntra, hic, Centrali...tes, yeah, good night Tiki Centralites! MAHA...MAHA...MAHA...LO! Hic! Ruddy hic...ruddy hic...ruddy hic...ups, yeah ruddy hic...cups!

Trader Jom, oh rats, those bloody keys keep movin' about! Trader Jim, yeah, Trader Jim (make mine a hair of the dog!) Hic...ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................