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Tiki Central / California Events / The Tonga Hut Tiki Wonderland Art show and Mug launch Dec16, 2006

Post #273175 by little lost tiki on Sun, Dec 17, 2006 12:10 PM

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Last night's Tonga hut Tiki Wonderland/MugWarz event ended in tragedy last night as Senor Calamar attempted his patented
"FireJuggle Great White Body Slam" during a heated match with TikiDiablo on stage....

Grog's Chair got set on fire and GROG immediately ran in fear dragging the flaming furniture throughout the building and setting the place ablaze!

Patrons quickly exited,but only one door was unlocked...JeffBigTikiDude commented, "It was like a Fire had started in the Building!"

It was consumed in minutes....

Many of the participants,including the Beloved Bamboo Ben, who was changing into his costume in the dressing room at the time of the tragedy....
Here is the last known picture of him....

Also lost in the conflagration was Tiki Ice,who was found at the doorway in a puddle!

It is also rumored that Polynesiac may have had something to do with locking all the exits! When reached for comment, this was his only response....

Also lost in the fire was Senor Amarillo aka Kirby (above left) who was last sighted attempting to pee out the flames! His girlfriend Polly appeared to have survived the blaze....(Call me Sweetheart! :wink: )
The main suspect GROG the animal, was last spotted with a mysterious beautiful girl in a polka-dotted dress earlier in the evening....He may have also have perished in the blaze...

Also the criminally insane Bora Boris is also involved somehow....
The whole Tiki Community is saddened by this tragic event....Senor Calamar visited the sight earlier this morning and was found writing Memorial signs and Prayers for the families of the dead.

December 16th is a day that will we from now on refer to as the "Great Tiki Tonga Hut Fire of '07"...
They will all be missed! Stay tuned for any further news on victims and survivors....
We're starting a relief fund for the victims' families and the survivors in the hospital!
Send all cash and checks to either myself or Senor Calamar and we'll see that they are used properly... :lol:


visit http://www.kenruzic.com for a Grand Old Time!

[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2006-12-17 14:01 ]