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Tiki Central / California Events / The Tonga Hut Tiki Wonderland Art show and Mug launch Dec16, 2006

Post #273322 by little lost tiki on Mon, Dec 18, 2006 8:53 AM

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After one day of searching the ruins,it seems that no new survivors have been found...We did find a digital camera on the premises with these shocking photographs! It seems that GROG was some kind of bizarre sex toy to some members of TC!!! Could it have been a jealous spat that started the Great Tiki Tonga Hut Fire that evening? More news later! In the meantime,please examine these photos for any extra clues....
Senor Calamar seems to be venting out his kinky frustrations on Ernie....even while Ernie is trying to woo some pretty young lady! What sheer cruelty!

Next,Little Lost Tiki shows off his not so little attributes in this shocking scene of human depravity! In public no less! Shocking!

This final sequence is not for the week of heart!
Bamboo Ben sizes up his prey....

Looks for encouragement....

Then pounces upon GROG with Crazy Abandon!!!

Authorities believe that this event may also have been the key moment before GROG carried his burning Chair throughout the building setting it alight!
Now Hi-jinx are Hi-jinx,but let me ask you ....
Was it worth it?