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Post #273704 by TikiJosh on Tue, Dec 19, 2006 1:05 PM

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On 2006-12-17 07:25, hodadhank wrote:

Hey, anybody else old enough to remember Dan Aykroyd as Irwin Mainway, manufacturer of Home Tattoo Kit (unsanitary needles and a bag of dark ink), "Johnny Space Commander Mask" (a plastic bag and a rubber band for securing the bag over the head), high-jump shoes (sneakers with firecrackers embedded in the soles), and of course Johnny Human Torch ( a bag of oily rags and a lighter)?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76jconsumerprobe.phtml
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77dconsumerprobe.phtml
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78qspot.phtml

Speaking of the Dan Aykroyd on SNL sketches, what about the bag of broken glass? That was one of my favorites! "It's just a bag with pieces of broken glass! Tons of fun!"
Seriously, great posts from everyone. I haven't laughed that much in a while.
The link to Radar is great, too! Their descriptions of each toy are so well written! I've been laughing so much I've got a stomach ache!


[ Edited by: TikiJosh 2006-12-19 13:09 ]