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Post #27510 by tikifish on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 6:28 AM
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The mere arrival of sexy, rum drinkin, lei-wearing, sailor-swearin' Canadians at such events is such a powerful and life altering experience for the American public, that much like El Nino, or a J-Lo wedding, it can only occur once every few years. Sorry! Crystal Chandelier and I would have loved to come - We're aiming for the Hukilau but as I said in another post my Cannes trip may put the kaibosh (sp?) on that too. We also have Mig phoning us at 5am every friday night begging us to come to Vegas. It's all very flattering. Perhaps you need to apply some similar tactics. |