Worst Toys Ever? - Bilge

C Cammo Member San Diego Joined: May 18, 2006 Posts: 2041	C Cammo Posted posted on Thu, Jan 11, 2007 5:13 PM I don't know if this is the worst toy or best. My dad went to Mexico in the early 60's and brought my brother and I back FIGHTING KNIVES. They're razor sharp, and so friggin dangerous looking we kind of actually treated them with respect. That's fortunate, because my brother's came with a 'brass knuckles' handle that you could use on the backswing when fighting more than one guy. He could have technically killed me in about 7 seconds, but I would have taken his face with me, so our fights were sort of toned down forever after. These ain't for decoration, my dad explained; they're USED in Mexico. I don't know what the moral of his story was. Mine's still on my office wall behind me.

I don't know if this is the worst toy or best. My dad went to Mexico in the early 60's and brought my brother and I back FIGHTING KNIVES.

They're razor sharp, and so friggin dangerous looking we kind of actually treated them with respect. That's fortunate, because my brother's came with a 'brass knuckles' handle that you could use on the backswing when fighting more than one guy. He could have technically killed me in about 7 seconds, but I would have taken his face with me, so our fights were sort of toned down forever after.

These ain't for decoration, my dad explained; they're USED in Mexico. I don't know what the moral of his story was.

Mine's still on my office wall behind me.

Post #278292 by Cammo on Thu, Jan 11, 2007 5:13 PM