Post #286963 by CheekyGirl on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 12:46 PM

I'm jealous of everyone that had President's Day off yesterday. I had to work, so this is my entry into the contest. It was very nice of JenTiki to give us non-photoshop people a shot at a FI mug. (Um...this is called getting sympathy and suckin up to the Judge).

So here it is to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA"

Headin' down from Nor Cal.
Plans on drinkin' till she hits the ground.
End up like a tiki that's been beat too much.
Gonna spend half the days soberin' up.

Tiki Night at the Tonga Hut!
February Twenty-Fourth!
Tiki Night at the Tonga Hut!
February Twenty-Fourth!

Got in a little traffic jam.
So she put a tiki mug in her hand.
Sent her off to a convenience store.
Birthday gifts for Kirby galore.

Tiki Night at the Tonga Hut!
February Twenty-Fourth!
Tiki Night at the Tonga Hut!
February Twenty-Fourth!

Came to the Tonga Hut mug in hand.
Welcomed by the crazy TC Clan.
Kirby's birthday celebration: "Oh Gee!"
Saw a paddle where it shouldn't be.

Suzy mixing behind the bar.
Put lots of money in her jar.
Or grog and Zaya's paddles won't be far.

It's kirby's Birthday at the Tonga Hut!
It's Jentiki's first time at the Tonga Hut!
Got a Forbidden Island mug to give away!
She's a cool rockin' tiki babe in the USA