Post #287192 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 1:18 PM

Dang. Madonna. CheekyGirl's pulling out the big guns.

Ok. Two can play at that game. Hopefully Jen remembers this song:

I made it to the Tonga Hut
I had a drink or two
Then I had five more
And then I threw up
In Kirby's birthday brew

I was barely alive
Couldn't drive, couldn't ride a bike
But then Atomic Kitty
Yeah, she poured me a drink
That tasted just like...

Like a virgin
Hey! This is a virgin Mai Tai
Like a virgin
There's not enough rum in this
To make a gopher high

She said "I really like you boy
But I see you're fading fast
And Tiki Night is officially over
At a quarter past"

"If you want to stay, at this soiree
On this day; February twenty-four
Then I'm afraid you need
Yeah, you really, truly need,
To drink a few more..."

Like a virgin
Just enjoy the cherry and lime
Like a virgin
You'll sober up
in record time"