Post #295923 by Capt'n Skully on Sat, Mar 31, 2007 10:35 AM

3 pieces of rope go into a Tiki Bar and order a round of Mai-Tais.. The Bartender takes one look at them and says, “we don’t serve ropes in here!” and asks them to leave. Disappointed, the ropes leave the bar. Standing outside and wondering where they can go to get a Mai-Tai, one of the ropes decides to try again. He ties himself up and messes up his hair, then re-enters the bar. “I’ll have a Mai-Tai please” says the rope. The Bartender gives him a suspicious look and says, “Didn’t I just tell you and your friends that we don’t serve ropes in here?” The rope replies, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot!!”