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Anyone know of any good Tiki Jokes?

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GECKO posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 6:53 PM

this is not a tiki joke but I know you guys on da mainland don't see signs like dis often or at all....unless ya'll from da deep country. you get signs like lost dog or cat. I thought it was funny.

brah, Hawaii is da last place you wanna lose a pig!!! you neva gon see dat bugga agen.

got some lucky locals right now eating some free kalua pig with cabbage. ewww das some good grinds!

or a Filipino family eating pork adobo....eww you guys gotta try dat on da mainland!!! if you gotta a Filipino friend, ask dem to make you pork adobo. (or chicken)
if you don't have a Filipino friend, GET ONE!
great cusine!

if it's a mainland family dat get da pig, Ho dey wen cooked some pork chops, pork skewers, my mexican braddas wen made some chorizo already!

you mainlanders might not see dis funny but ho, i'm rolling.

Yeah Gecko!, I am laughin, that is pure comedy. Your comments make for some good readin' You shoud go back and write under it
"Answers to the name Kahlua"
Chongolio

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GECKO posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 7:34 PM

Chongo sed ""Answers to the name Kahlua"

oh you bust me up Chongolio!! that would be funny!!!

Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Lono!, not Ku again!

(All right, not quite there, but hey!, it was a weak attempt at least)

Man, that is the best joke I've heard (or seen) in my 37 years of life!!!! Gecko to the rescue!!! Too freakin funny!!! Man, I'm pissin my shorts with laughter!!!! G- you are da man!

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only on da islands baby!!

ey Ben, I've had to pass da dam sign fo 5 days straight on da way home from work and evry day i almost hit da same dam tree for laughing so dam hard!! hewwww I gotta take dat dam sign down befo a run off da road.

My wahine's cuzzin is visiting from Texas and we went by da sign this morning and she sed "you don't see that everyday in Texas"

and I looked up to see what she was talkin about thinkin she was refering to da mountains or flowers...nope, it was that dam sign again!! ohhhh I lost it in da car! After I stoped crying from laughter I told her Hawaii is the #1 state fo CONSUMING PORK!

I could put da sign on ebay under unusual items!

i'm sorry, I don't know why I posted it! i jus can't stop f&%kin laughing evrytime i see dat dam sign.

aloha

ps
you go Bong

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[ Edited by: 7TiKiS on 2003-03-18 16:39 ]

where's Tarpon Springs?

Tarpon Springs is northwest of Tampa if I remember right...

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Ooops... sorry, yep - Tarpon Springs is just north of Clearwater (which is directly west of Tampa).

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So what ever happened to this thread? Sounds like a good idea-in fact, I was just about to start a tiki humor thread but found this'un when I did a search. OK-

Did you hear about the new tiki bar/restraunt that's going to serve low alcohol drinks only?

It's going to be called the "Barely Hai"

DU DUNT! (typical two beat drum sound heard after a bad punchline)

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Aww hell, why not- I think this is called a limerick, could be wrong:

There once was a tiki that sailed from Raratonga
but a storm blew in and something went wronga
he sank into the ocean
with that terrible motion
now he blows bubbles when he sings a songa!

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just kill me sometimes!

Bump!
There must be SOMEONE out there with more
Tiki Jokes besides Gecko,TikiBong,and Surf-n-Turf!
Here's a reeeeeeal dumb one!
What do Hawaiians do on Thanksgiving?
They carve a Tiki....
Thank you! I'll be playing here all week!

shutterfly shuffled the link. never saw it.
Anyone got another image?

That's not a joke1
You have to imagine the sign...if you read the story,you'll still get it.. it's a Lost Pig sign....
Why are Tikis motivated? Because they're made out of WOULD! Please! Somebody post some Tiki Jokes before Surf-n-Turf makes us read another Limerick! :lol:

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GROG posted on Mon, Mar 26, 2007 10:08 PM

Tikis aren't very funny. They work in cartoons, but not jokes.

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why did the tiki cross the road?
to get to the other side!

why did the tiki paint his toenails red?
to hide in the strawberry patch!

there you go, a new twist on the very first two jokes I knew...

:lol:
K.

ok i found this one a couple weeks ago. It's pretty bad so bare with me.

A white tourist walked into a store in Samoa to find an old Samoan man standing next to the cash register. He couldn't take his eyes off an item on the counter. It was gum with big initials "PK". The palagi man kindly asked the old man, "excuse me sir, what does PK stand for?"
The old man shook his head, gave the palagi man an angry look and said, "You stupid palagi, PK, papo kum".

cymbal crash

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Please! Somebody post some Tiki Jokes before Surf-n-Turf makes us read another Limerick!

Too late!

There once was a tiki artist named Ken
who created cool art over and over again
but his jokes were so bad
even worse than the limericks of Brad (me, SnT)
that we hope they soon come to an end.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

just jokin'-bring'em on!

:lol:
How about puns?
puns are funny...aren't they?

HC

what did the tiki say to the carver?

until I met you
I was stumped!

HC

tiki followed with.....stay away from "dry" humor

or I'll split ...........
( really ....I DO need a day job)

HC

just like playing to a room full of moai.....

you all sit there stone faced

(may I now enter the honorary (remember the "Jetsetter" bus trip?) legion of "The Joke Butcher"?)

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GROG posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 8:43 AM

Those are clever Hula Kitty.

the Moai drink, the Better I feel...
that's the punchline but i forgot the joke!

HC

"after drinking all night ,.......today, I feel like a tiki........
I woke up with a BIG head!"

(on the same idea).. "Hey tiki, why the mean face?"

or........."sure you're Handsome

But don't get a big head over it"

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GROG posted on Thu, Mar 29, 2007 8:10 AM

Now your struggling.

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What dose a pirate drive?
A Yaaris.
New car from toyota.

that last one wasn't even a tiki joke!
it was a pirate joke.....YARRRRRRRR!
Here's a tiki joke to put you all back on track....
What do you called a stoned tiki?
A Paka-LONO!!!! :lol:
Bora-Boris is funny!
Where is he when you need him?

Ok....

This Tiki walks into a bar and orders a Mai-Tai...

The bartender looks bewildered and goes into the back room and tells the manager what happened and asks him what to do...

The manager thinks about it and says, "Make him a Mai-Tai and charge him 20 bucks for it!"...

Bartender goes back out and makes the drinks and says it'll be 20 bucks....

The Tiki pays the man and gets his drink and proceeds to drink it....

The bartender, being very nervous at the situation tries to make some small talk with the Tiki and says, "We don't get many of your type in here."...

The Tiki looks at him and says, "At 20 bucks for a Mai-Tai I can see why!"

BuhDuhBump! BuhDuhBump!

A Tiki walks into a bar,slightly tipsy...
he approaches the bartender and asks...
"Are Penguins five feet tall?"
The bartender replies...
"Most ordinary penguins reach about 2,maybe three feet tall.
Tho, the Emperor penguin can get up to four feet tall in some
rare instances....Why do you ask?"
The Tiki's face registers shock and he says....
"I think I just Hit a Nun with my car!"
:lol:

On 2003-03-14 21:05, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Lono!, not Ku again!

(All right, not quite there, but hey!, it was a weak attempt at least)

Bring back bong!

Not really a joke... but it made me laugh when I drew it.

OG homie.

What is a Moai's favorite music?

(give up?)

RAPa Nui!

Where do Moais spend Spring break?

Easter Island!

That Spring Break joke is so O-wrongo! :lol:
Nice OG Homies!

3 pieces of rope go into a Tiki Bar and order a round of Mai-Tais.. The Bartender takes one look at them and says, “we don’t serve ropes in here!” and asks them to leave. Disappointed, the ropes leave the bar. Standing outside and wondering where they can go to get a Mai-Tai, one of the ropes decides to try again. He ties himself up and messes up his hair, then re-enters the bar. “I’ll have a Mai-Tai please” says the rope. The Bartender gives him a suspicious look and says, “Didn’t I just tell you and your friends that we don’t serve ropes in here?” The rope replies, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot!!”

HC

it's quite obvious that tiki cat67 is under some WEIRD influences.......but "so Owrongo" did make my most silly (and funny!) stupid joke list....until the next toke ....'er joke

yes GROG, I often swim out past the safety bouys of the comic pool and we all suffer as a result! ......

Let me guess the drawing is of a Yaris convertible.....

On 2007-03-31 11:30, Hula Cat wrote:
Let me guess the drawing is of a Yaris convertible.....

I's actually a Yaris convertible lowrider! (Que George Lopez theme music here.)

Q: How many Easter Islanders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?

(ps:joke was written circa 1426) :lol:

Tama

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teaKEY posted on Wed, Apr 4, 2007 6:36 AM

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? They're always bitter. (Playboy April 07)

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Cammo posted on Wed, Apr 4, 2007 8:57 AM

What are cannibals' favorite meat to barbeque?

Baby back ribs!

What is a tiki's favorite movie?

Tiki Tiki Bang Bang!

Thank you! Thank you very much!

T

Tiki Tiki Bang Bang!

Sounds Dirty :blush:

On 2003-03-14 18:53, GECKO wrote:
this is not a tiki joke but I know you guys on da mainland don't see signs like dis often or at all....unless ya'll from da deep country. you get signs like lost dog or cat. I thought it was funny.

or a Filipino family eating pork adobo....eww you guys gotta try dat on da mainland!!! if you gotta a Filipino friend, ask dem to make you pork adobo. (or chicken)
if you don't have a Filipino friend, GET ONE!
great cusine!

NAH CUZ! U GOTTA ASK FO DA 'CHOCOLATE MEAT' ... DINIGUAN STEW!!!!!!!

HAHAHA i laughing too....

(rescued from pg5!! outrageous.)


Knock, knock...

T3 :)

Who's there?

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