Post #295479 by little lost tiki on Thu, Mar 29, 2007 10:36 AM

A Tiki walks into a bar,slightly tipsy...
he approaches the bartender and asks...
"Are Penguins five feet tall?"
The bartender replies...
"Most ordinary penguins reach about 2,maybe three feet tall.
Tho, the Emperor penguin can get up to four feet tall in some
rare instances....Why do you ask?"
The Tiki's face registers shock and he says....
"I think I just Hit a Nun with my car!"
:lol: