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Post #295477 by SoccerTiki on Thu, Mar 29, 2007 10:23 AM

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Ok....

This Tiki walks into a bar and orders a Mai-Tai...

The bartender looks bewildered and goes into the back room and tells the manager what happened and asks him what to do...

The manager thinks about it and says, "Make him a Mai-Tai and charge him 20 bucks for it!"...

Bartender goes back out and makes the drinks and says it'll be 20 bucks....

The Tiki pays the man and gets his drink and proceeds to drink it....

The bartender, being very nervous at the situation tries to make some small talk with the Tiki and says, "We don't get many of your type in here."...

The Tiki looks at him and says, "At 20 bucks for a Mai-Tai I can see why!"

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