Post #298435 by little lost tiki on Wed, Apr 11, 2007 3:32 PM

Tragic News about those squirrels you love so much Jymmy!
This is hard to talk about without choking up...
Billy did himself in just last week!

Akbar,the fire juggling squirrel,became an Al-Quaeda operative half a year ago.
Whereabouts unknown...

Tony became a cattlehand on a plastic dinosaur ranch....

Sneezy the squirrel fell on his head and thinks he's a superhero now...

Bobby Squirrel is a hopeless drunk...The Tonga Hut gig really
sent him off the deep end....

Jimmy's doing okay-he's a squirrel stunt motorcycle/ATV enthusiast..

Mikey was last seen with Ernie....

and poor poor Saheed! He became an undercover spy and infiltrated Akbar's
Terrorist Cell last June!
And this was what happened to him after they found out....

So Jymmy, I'm sorry to say but the Squirrel Glory Days are over....
but they'll be delicious Hawaiian HotDogs and Shave Ice for the kids at this event!
:)