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Post #298602 by little lost tiki on Thu, Apr 12, 2007 8:59 AM

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The adrenaline's pumping! I feel like a Tweaker on a 5-day binge I'm so excited!
Where's my heart pills? Only TWO MORE DAYS!
Sabu,thanks for ruining the surprise! That was Major Hush-Hush!
We also have an Orongo Easy Bake Oven and a few other things...
Now I'm gonna have to reveal a little secret of yours!
Thanks for getting the ball rolling Cammo....
Sabu has been involved in a Top-Secret
"Sabu-2457 Clone Dispersion Plan"...That's why you see so many GROG clones around! They're really Sabu clones but the process somehow degraded from the original...Hence the slack-jaw.vacant stare,hideous features and caveman physique...Kinda like a retarded Sabu...
Since many samples were taken from the GROG-1 (our loveable Ernie) those have degraded even further,as you can plainly see out on the street,on the freeway, or at the mall....Wow!
Here's a collection I've assembled showing our President visiting the Sabu-2457 Clone Complex....
Compelling!Does anyone else have any pictures of these specimens?