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Post #30279 by purple jade on Mon, Apr 14, 2003 8:28 PM

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Obviously the original inhabitants of Hawaii wouldn't have found the same interest in nudity that we do.

There's a bit in the Irving Wallace book "The Three Sirens" where the Pacific island girl is completely perplexed by the white guy's fascination with her breasts. He keeps wanting to kiss and fondle them and she can't figure it out because to her people, they aren't considered an erogenous zone.

When you think about it, it's biologically backward to find breasts sexually stimulating. In the animal world, enlarged breasts do not signal sexual readiness, but rather gravidity, or "been there, done that". It should logically be a turn OFF. Actually Sir Mixalot had the right idea, as engorged hindquarters ARE a sign of sexual readiness.

Then again this could just be sour grapes on my part.