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Great!!

I'll have to post a pic later of a great puzzle we found at a yard sale - it's a photo of some nudie gals playing croquet!

Thanks for sharing - I've got to bid.

First off, let me state for the public record, that I for one, love pictures of nude women. With that outta the way, I've always wondered why that is so...

Obviously the original inhabitants of Hawaii wouldn't have found the same interest in nudity that we do.

I can't imagine puzzles of nude hula dancers being big sellers/traders a hundred or 2 years ago.

And it's not like we aren't bombarded with nudity or something. I mean you could make the argument that most women are pretty much the same combo of T&A (in various proportions), so why is it that all nude pictures are treated like "Wow, what the ..., I've never seen this before!". So it's not 'ya seen one, ya seen 'em all' I guess.

Are humans the only species on Earth that finds such interest in nude pictures of its opposite sex?

Do eunuchs like porno?

Does Hugh Hefner still like porno?

If one became a transexual, do they automatically like porn of the opposite sex?

If a transexual had all the operations reversed, does their interest in porn reverse also?

Did pre-historic man make cave etchings of nude women, or didn't erotic porn only begin with the advent of photography?

Do bi-sexuals like porn of men and women?

Is there braile porno?

(allright, back to work)

On 2003-04-14 11:25, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Is there braile porno?

There is Braille Playboy -- for those of you who only read Playboy for the articles. 8)

Tiki_Bong wrote:
Does Hugh Hefner still like porno?

Bong~

I take it that you mean porno, as in video.

It's not a matter of if he still likes porno. It's a matter of being able to watch the entire film.

If you had 6 to 8 live-in Playboy Playmates as girlfriends and all of you were in a sitting or laying position, watching a porno, do you really think that all of you could sit/lay patiently and watch the complete movie?

Not I brother, not I.

well tiki_bong in answer to a few of your quetions..

Q.Are humans the only species on Earth that finds such interest in nude pictures of its opposite sex?

A.This video was marketed in britain as porn for cats coz it had amourus cats in it.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004CMBZ/ref=sr_aps_vhs_1_1/202-5072977-7974200

Q.Did pre-historic man make cave etchings of nude women, or didn't erotic porn only begin with the advent of photography?

A. Have a look at this red-hot tenth centuary action.
http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/erotica/khaju.htm

I like the guitar player the best. She's the most well rounded (if you catch my drift).

No dude, you know it's all aobut the Organ Player.

The potential double-entendre in a topless female playing the organ boggles the mind.

And that's all you'll hear out of me.

In the immortal words of the Go-Go's, "We got the beat!"

Obviously the original inhabitants of Hawaii wouldn't have found the same interest in nudity that we do.

There's a bit in the Irving Wallace book "The Three Sirens" where the Pacific island girl is completely perplexed by the white guy's fascination with her breasts. He keeps wanting to kiss and fondle them and she can't figure it out because to her people, they aren't considered an erogenous zone.

When you think about it, it's biologically backward to find breasts sexually stimulating. In the animal world, enlarged breasts do not signal sexual readiness, but rather gravidity, or "been there, done that". It should logically be a turn OFF. Actually Sir Mixalot had the right idea, as engorged hindquarters ARE a sign of sexual readiness.

Then again this could just be sour grapes on my part.

Rock out with your Boobs out!!!

Wow...I didn't know Elizabeth Hurley (Far left in picture) had a topless show band!

Thanks for sharing that with us. I've always said that North Beach in S.F. and Time Square in N.Y.C. were the two poles of American '60's kulture. As for as girls in rock bands are concerned (in any state of dress or undress) Poison Ivy still does it for me. Lux...you lucky bastard!

He said (shipwreck),

She said (poison ivy),

Ooooooo eeeeeeee ahh ahh

Ooooooo eeeeeeee ahh ahh!

It feels soooooooooooooo gooooooood!

I don't think I could have any topless gals in my band as I'd always be concentrating (if ya know what I mean) on their cans. However, I may ask Spike to...

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