Post #305129 by midnite on Wed, May 9, 2007 11:07 AM

*Hot Rod Tiki wrote:
You only have one of these? And you have only seen one? So if a guy has 3, is that too many?
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No, that would be two many. I see three, but I have one. Of the Kalua Room tiki mug, that is. Each. One of each. I got four Ohana Huts. That's only because I traded a few of my Sheckys for them. But I still don't have a Sufferin' Bastard. No justice in the world I tell ya. No peace, no justice. Something like that, it's all very confusing as someone has screwed the margins!

If a shelf has 12 tiki mugs on it and 1/5 are broken by a certain clumsy Tiki Centralite, how many $13 cocktails at Forbidden Island will that person owe you if each mug is deemed to be worth two times the dollar amount for a single ticket on a train from Chicago to San Jose if that train leaves Chicago traveling at 80 mph and the bridge over the river is out, where do you bury the survivors?

Math is hard,
el midnnite