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Post #306300 by midnite on Mon, May 14, 2007 3:11 PM

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  • Mai Tai wrote:
    Donde esta Il Papa, Ray? Donde esta Il Papa?

Seems there is a bit of a misunderstanding between the Papal Nuncio and me. Something about missing six years of parochial school, misappropriation of funds, unauthorized use of Papal facilities for impure purposes, general malfeasance, and driving with a load improperly tied down. I'm sure it's all just a matter of misplaced paperwork and the usual bureaucratic funk. I believe a legate a latere is being appointed, either that or it's straight to hell for this bocce bridesmaid.

Then again, the Lord works in mysterious ways, mysterious ways:

Bocce Rules...and Rolls!

I better pack some shorts and plenty of SPF 45, it's not looking good for me vis a vis the ole Holy Rollers. I knew sooner or later they'd figure out what happened to the missing communion wine and donation baskets.

Max Midnite aka Mahalo Award Winning Bocce-er