How many things can you find wrong with this TIKI BAR ? - General Tiki

F Formikahini Tiki Socialite Houston, Texotica Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 1515	F Formikahini Posted posted on Sat, May 26, 2007 12:30 PM Hey FZ! Just don't think of it as a tiki bar, since obviously the only thing tiki about it is four letters that they put next to "Bar" on the sign. Think of it instead as a pretty view of a harbor with a nice outside bar with drinks that you can't afford to buy. No - wait. Scratch that last part and get your wife's friends to buy all of your drinks. There actually are some yummy cocktails on the menu if you overlook their names....and get them free. :wink: But avoid this one: "Tin Fish Tiki Tini - Vodka, Southern Comfort, Amarito, Pineapple and OJ with Grenadine." That's the vomit-maker. (I'm hoping "Amarito" is a typo rather than Amaretto flavored something.) F

Hey FZ!
Just don't think of it as a tiki bar, since obviously the only thing tiki about it is four letters that they put next to "Bar" on the sign.

Think of it instead as a pretty view of a harbor with a nice outside bar with drinks that you can't afford to buy.

No - wait.

Scratch that last part and get your wife's friends to buy all of your drinks. There actually are some yummy cocktails on the menu if you overlook their names....and get them free. :wink:

But avoid this one: "Tin Fish Tiki Tini - Vodka, Southern Comfort, Amarito, Pineapple and OJ with Grenadine." That's the vomit-maker.
(I'm hoping "Amarito" is a typo rather than Amaretto flavored something.)
F

Post #309125 by Formikahini on Sat, May 26, 2007 12:30 PM