Post #313208 by Chip and Andy on Sat, Jun 16, 2007 2:30 PM

I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the headlines tomorrow are not going to be good. There has been a terrible tragedy this year at Hukilau, I just saw it on the news.....

This just in....
At the 6th Annual Hukilau, an annual event celebrating all things Tiki and paying tribute to the Mai-Kai (now in it's 50th year!), reports are coming in that can only be described as horrific. The only information that can be confirmed so far is that a little over 500 people have attended this years events. The number is unconfirmed at the moment as the head count is still underway, and it is expected to be even higher.

The latest information we have, and I have to repeat that this is still unconfirmed, is that at least eighty-percent of the attendees of this annual event have actually destroyed thier livers. One of the survivors, seen in the photos on the left, who was found stumbling from the hotel and screaming at the sun was quoted as saying over and over again as if in some sort of delierium "I am never drinking THAT again..."

We will continue to report as more details become available. Now, back to your regularly scheduled broadcast.