Post #316580 by praguelodyte on Tue, Jul 3, 2007 4:34 PM

ALOHA!

It's Praguelodyte, the tiki cave dweller of Prague and beyond....

Vamp: couldn't find a white courtesy phone; those damn commies had only RED ones (DOH!).

So, as a sort of 'catch up' on what has transpired since I left, let's start the journey with my lil friend Tiki Mofo, a small tiki idol I acquired in a Salvation Army Thrift Store in Sacramento. From those dusty shelves he has gone and seen many things in his travels from Sacramento to Prague. He now is perched in a corner of Taky Tiki in Prague, looking over the peeps enjoying their cocktails. Those photos of him in his new home are forthcoming.

Here are the initial stops along his journey from Fresno to LA to Munich to Prague. Hope y'all enjoy them as much as we did travelling together.

Tiki Mofo hiding out with his Fresno Homies. These guys were collected on my California trip and are all now chillin in Taky Tiki.

First stop on the way to Prague: a Golf Course in LA county...

4!!!!

I am WAY too short for this game...

I'm going back to the ranch club for a COCKTAIL!

WHAT?!?! This is a glass of ROCKS!! Who am I? Charlie BROWN?

Take me to the BEACH, dammit! This Tiki Mofo needs sand and sea, STAT!

Okay, the boardwalk was cool even though I couldn't SMOKE. Now I'm kickin' it on Venice Beach, Baby! Check out the boardwalk in the background...

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh.....Sun, beach, babes....what? no alcohol allowed in public? Screw that, I'm going to EUROPE!

Willkommen im Munchen!

Okay, it's not a Mai Tai. It's a gigantic freakin BEER. When in Munich, do as the Muncheners do....

Looking for Mai Tais in all the wrong places: German shores just ain't the same.

WE'RE GOING TO WAIKIKI TIKI BAR IN MUNICH!!! SH*T, NEGRO!! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!

NOW we're cookin' with GAS!

Me and my homie, Praguelodyte....

Oh, yeah.... you're REAL scary, tooth boy...

Tiki Mofo enchants another waitress. They are helpless against his powers.

Back to the land of the Giant Beer Gods: The Munich Beer Garden...

You need help with that, chief?

Beer and pretzels. Hep me. I be HYPMOTIZED....

What are these Mariachis doing in Munich? I'll just have a siesta...

zzzzzzzzzzz....

Our Tiki Mofo is down for the count in a Munchen Biergarten. Tune in next time when he rises up and tackles Taky Tiki in Praha!