Post #316599 by Bay Park Buzzy on Tue, Jul 3, 2007 6:49 PM

Having never seen Buffy, the movie or series, I would have a hard time choosing her. First, other than immortality, vampires really have no fighting skills, so Buffy is just running around killing hungry living dead slobs off the street, who already lost to another weak assed vampire, to becaome a vampire oin the first place. If it was a vampire Bruce Lee, no way would Buffy win. Buffy only does well because she is well trained, and fights untrained opponents.( Unless it's Steven Segall or some other hapkido guy, then I'd think a highschool freshman girls wrestler could handle it. )Second, vampires are not that tough. I mean, a slice of Fillippi's pizza does em in. Nuff said about Buffy. Now, the entire concept of Xena is so far fetched, I can't see any way she'd beat anyone, ever. A medieval chick sword fighter? No superpowers? She's as tough as a third grader with a staple gun, in my opinion. Is this an invite only tourney, or something? Ripley? No. Wasn't the whole Alien concept to placate women after the women's lib movement was over and they all realized how bad work sucked, and why did they fight to all get shitty jobs and not be able to hang out at home all of the time. The message was, "Sure work sucks, but you might save all of civilization in your new crappy job. Have fun at work ladies." wasn't Ripley's bet skill just running away? Who did she really save anyway. No one! Who does that leave? Alias chick? She wins the swimsuit portion of our contest...

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