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Post #320990 by Psycho Tiki D on Tue, Jul 24, 2007 5:26 PM

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On 2007-07-24 17:08, TikiLaLe wrote:
Xplain stealing. 'The young lady was seen placing a mug in her purse.'

I guess at this 'joint' you could walk away with the 'till',and nobody would say a word !!!!!

"Been Caught Stealing"

"I've been caught stealing;
once when I was 5...
I enjoy stealing.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something, I don't want to pay for it.
I walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
My girl, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a shirt.
Stick it under her skirt.
She grabbed a TIKI MUG for me.
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
she don't want to pay for it.
She walk right through the door.
Hey all
right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
We sat around the pile.
We sat and laughed.
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something, we don't want to pay for it.
We walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey, all right!
If I get by, it's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine"

Tiki mugs collectors "theme song"

Sorry, I know this doesn't help your cause, but it is funny!

Psycho Tiki D (I know I am and I ain't been caught stealing...yet)!

[ Edited by: Psycho Tiki D 2007-07-24 17:28 ]

[ Edited by: Psycho Tiki D 2007-07-24 17:39 ]