How should I handle mug thieves? - General Tiki

S Swanky Tiki Socialite Hapa Haole Hideaway, Knoxville, TN Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 5398	S Swanky Posted posted on Mon, Jul 30, 2007 11:22 AM After mulling it over, I have come up with the perect solution: In Hawaii, they tell the tourists that taking the lava rock is taboo and that Pele will curse you if you take the lava from the island. There is an office in Hawaii that gets lots and lots of lava rocks that are mailed back to them to remove the curse as all sorts of bad things happen when people take the lava. Do the same thing with the tiki mugs. At the top of the menu, put the Pele curse to those who remove the mugs from Thatch. Tell how many bad problems started as they got to the car with their mugs and it is strictly advised that you never remove any mug from Thatch or a bad fate will result. Pretty soon you will find your mail slot full or mugs being returned... Read about the curse of Pele here. [ Edited by: swanky 2007-07-30 13:48 ]

After mulling it over, I have come up with the perect solution:

In Hawaii, they tell the tourists that taking the lava rock is taboo and that Pele will curse you if you take the lava from the island. There is an office in Hawaii that gets lots and lots of lava rocks that are mailed back to them to remove the curse as all sorts of bad things happen when people take the lava. Do the same thing with the tiki mugs. At the top of the menu, put the Pele curse to those who remove the mugs from Thatch. Tell how many bad problems started as they got to the car with their mugs and it is strictly advised that you never remove any mug from Thatch or a bad fate will result. Pretty soon you will find your mail slot full or mugs being returned...

Read about the curse of Pele here.

[ Edited by: swanky 2007-07-30 13:48 ]

Post #321973 by Swanky on Mon, Jul 30, 2007 11:22 AM