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Post #322698 by Bay Park Buzzy on Thu, Aug 2, 2007 12:59 AM

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Can you believe what is being passed off as a "sunset" these days?

I sanded and stained the little basswood Maori inspired guy:


It can also be utilized as a pendant so that you can have your neck look like a shelf in your tiki bar.

If you stand behind your tiki bar while wearing this pendant, you will blend in to the background. Tiki camo* wear.

I have the tv on in the background, tuned to a channel where the Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on occasionally. The sound of those steel drums makes me want to carve. When the commercial goes away after only 30 seconds, I lose the urge to carve suddenly. Carving late at night with that infomercial on for hours on end in the past has resulted in a Pavlovian example of classical conditioning, where I compulsively desire carving upon hearing the girls gone wild steel drum theme. To facilitate a better carving environment, I truly believe that I must have those naughty girls gone wild on in the background now. Carving now has a deep rooted psychological affliction associated with it for me, so hopefully, living in California, that will qualify me for some sort of disability.

I think the 30 minute version of the Girls gone wild commercial is coming on now.
Buzzy Out!

*Legal Disclaimer: Not affiliated with Cammo, Cam, or Cam's Studio, nor does this unregistered trademark phrase refer to any garmet or general clothing style worn by Cammo.


[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-08-02 01:11 ]