Post #32373 by midnite on Thu, May 1, 2003 2:15 PM

My Ebay name is:

Flounder

No, it's not Flounder. I am "Dan" from danlovetikis. Ok, I lied again, I am really Sven Kirsten. Oops, sorry I have a problem with the truth, low self-esteem and all.

My true Ebay name is Anne Morrow Lindbergh, and I can't find my baby! No no, all wrong. I am "Dingo" as in the dingo ate my baby. I gotta get some help. "Help!" like the Beatles, ya that's right, now I remember.

I am the Walrus. Unh uh, I hate the Beatles, that makes me hypocritical. Yes, I am Tiki Hypocrite. The truth is out, I have been outed. That's right, I am gay!

Gay gay gay...very gay. Show tunes and wine spritzers for everyone! Hey sailor, do you want to dance? Let's dance all night, until midnight. Ooohh, you're a big strong sailor, are you a captain? Well, buy me a spritzer and you're the captain of my heart. Weeee, I feel like a princess, like Cinderella.

I'm Cinderella, dancing wth my sailor captain until midnight...

Oh, now I got it, I am cpt.midnite, yep.

But, buy me spritzer and I'll be your fairy princess, weeeeee!

midnite :drink: