Post #324663 by Dr. Shocker on Fri, Aug 10, 2007 9:28 AM

Neely Pritt

You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton
Harry Weiss

You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence
Emily Weiss

Tenderness and innocence - in Denton
Vance Parker

You'll find conference rooms
And a children's playground
Denton is a real OK town
Civic pride and civic duty
And Denton girls are
(wolf whistle)
Full of beauty
Cheerleaders

You may call us the goody goody two shoes
We're here to cheer you with the good news
That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N
That's ten out of ten!
Ralph Hapschatt

If you're looking for a life of leisure
Macy Struthers

You're going to get a whole lot to please ya
Ralph Hapschatt

Again and again
Macy Struthers

And again and again
Ralph and Macy

And again!
Studio Audience

Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.
Emily Weiss

This is the Mecca of America
Harry Weiss

The Bethlehem of the West
Emily Weiss

This is the birthplace of the virtuous
Harry Weiss

The home of happiness
Macy Struthers

Leisurewise, we're you will adapt
Ralph Hapschatt

Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday
Cheerleaders

And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map
Studio Audience

Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

Denton, Denton, you've got (clap) no pretension
You're (clap) where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just (clap) like to mention
You're (clap) the acceptable face
(clap) Of the human race
You're (clap) Denton, Denton, U.S.A.
Betty Hapschatt

And now for a commercial break

never could leave things alone