Where is Humuhumu???? - Tiki Central Ohana

A Al-ii Member Oceanside Ca Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 249	A Al-ii Posted posted on Wed, Aug 22, 2007 4:42 PM You needn't worry my fuzzy little forest friends, For Humu is the wind. She is in the sound of the rain and the light of the sunset. She is eternal and forever. She is all warmth and beauty. Yes my alcoholic kittens, she is 95 lbs worth of pure undiluted partying machine, ounce for ounce more powerful than any drunken college frat boys. When a baby is hungry, she'll be there. When a guys gettin' beat up by a guy with a pickax handle, she'll be there.... Oh!! Wait!! That's not Humu.That's Tom Joad from "Grapes of Wrath". Sorry. As sure as Grenadine will turn any drink pink, Humu will brighten the day of Tiki files everywhere. Yes my Tribe Named Rehab, like the Dude, Humu abides. Like the Pyramid at Cheops, Humu endures. Like the .... Wait a minute......What's that???..Oh!!! Really...Ok we found her she was under a barstool at the Tonga Room. Mystery solved!!!!

You needn't worry my fuzzy little forest friends,
For Humu is the wind. She is in the sound of the rain and the light of the sunset. She is eternal and forever. She is all warmth and beauty. Yes my alcoholic kittens, she is 95 lbs worth of pure undiluted partying machine, ounce for ounce more powerful than any drunken college frat boys.

When a baby is hungry, she'll be there. When a guys gettin' beat up by a guy with a pickax handle, she'll be there.... Oh!! Wait!! That's not Humu.That's Tom Joad from "Grapes of Wrath". Sorry. As sure as Grenadine will turn any drink pink, Humu will brighten the day of Tiki files everywhere. Yes my Tribe Named Rehab, like the Dude, Humu abides. Like the Pyramid at Cheops, Humu endures. Like the .... Wait a minute......What's that???..Oh!!! Really...Ok we found her she was under a barstool at the Tonga Room. Mystery solved!!!!

Post #327482 by Al-ii on Wed, Aug 22, 2007 4:42 PM