Post #33022 by Tiki_Bong on Mon, May 5, 2003 6:26 PM

On 2003-05-05 17:07, SugarCaddyDaddy wrote:
BK~

In reading JUST your posts on this, I do believe there is a song here.

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"The Day My Guts Came Out"
(Sung to a County Tune feel)

I think it was the tuna, or maybe the hot dogs' that put me on my knees that day.

When I was bent over hurling, toiletbowl water swirling, I thought I heard somebody say -

(Chorus)

Oh god, oh god, why'd I go out and eat at the "Hometown Buffet" in Culver City.

There ain't been no brokenheart in many a moon, that's made me feel so goddamn shitty.

(Verse)

When I wiped off my mouth, with a blouse from my spouse, I began to feel my insides a churnin'.

I tried to standup and wipe off my butt, but it was too late cause my sphincter was a burnin'